seriously every line of this
moviefranchise is gold
my cast of dream
DM: You guys find yourself in a forsaken tundra
Mage: Im going to build a snowman!
Mage: *Rolls a 1 on d20*
DM: Congratulations you’ve set the tundra on fire somehow
Skyrim perks art.
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
god gave us two hands for a reason
this song brings back memories of the dark ages
has violent flashbacks of middle school weeaboo phase
fuck you i will stomp the FUCK outta this track ANY DAY
Okay tumblr, have your baby-birds-in-a-box fix. (The two in the second picture WERE in the box, but came running up to me hoping to be fed while I was taking pictures. The guy on the left is blurry because he wouldn’t stop head-bobbing hopefully.)
Reasons why flockdynamics is one of my absolute favorite tumblrs include regular installations of baby-birds-in-a-box. If you’re not following her, you’re not doing (bird) tumblr right.